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29 Aug

And yet another reason to love Bridget Moynahan

Bridget Moynahan: Photo Credit - barstool sportsShe is hot, she is sexy, beautiful and yes, I would leave my wife for her. She is the total package, at least since she stopped seeing Tom Brady. Now, after finally giving birth to the Patriot QBs’ baby, there is yet another reason to love…Bridget Moynahan. The initials of her newborn son.

Jonathan Edward Thomas - Moynahan otherwise J.E.T. And with that comes a great big smile. I suppose she is just trying to get back at him, or at least that is what I would like to think, especially when the kid shows up with his initials on a shirt…BIGGER SMILE.

I guess Daniel Owen Luke Phillip Henry Ian Nicholas Steven Moynahan was too much to ask for and also really on the cruel side. But I guess if she is really looking for ways to get back at him, and considers this the first shot at Tom by naming her child with the JET moniker, then her next step should be finding a way to incorporate the other two remaining NFL teams within the division. Of which of course I have 2 very good recommendations.

First, marry the lead writer for a Miami Dolphins blog….that would be me. Second, I promise to name our first son William…we can call him Bill, also my late grandfathers name as well so it’s o.k.

Revenge could be sweet…for both of us.

Moynahan would always be on my top 5  of the celebrity “would you list”, now she is at the top thanks to this.

All kidding aside mother and baby are doing fine and her publicist, I swear I’m not making this up…Mantoosh, (I think I would have changed the name by now) says that both baby and mom are at home, happy and doing well.

He did confirm that Tom, the father, did in fact fly to CA for the birth of the child.

Oh, and not that I would ever have to worry, but I kind of like my wife…so maybe it all for the best…:)

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6 Responses to “And yet another reason to love Bridget Moynahan”

  1. Pacman Jonesin’ | Blogging the NFL » NFL Jonesin’: Marshawn the Ghettolectual Says:

    [...] Our favorite Dolphin’s blogger reveals that Bridget Moynahan named her son with Tom Brady so that his initials are J.E.T. - Phin Phanatic [...]

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  3. 2Michelles Says:

    Hysterical! AWESOME post!

  4. Brian Miller Says:

    LOL…glad you all liked it…:)

  5. Jing Says:

    aww brian you joker

  6. admin Says:

    Loving it B…

    Zach

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