The good news: Phin Phanatic was featured in a piece (written by one of our own) over at Epic Carnival (atta boy, Davey!)
The bad news: The Miami Dolphins were the focus of a satirical NFL films’ film called The Nightmare Way Before Christmas.
Here are some of the quotes, which we must admit made us chuckle just a bit:
“The Dolphins qualify as the most woeful and embarrassing product exported from South Florida since rapper Vanilla Ice.” – Charles Elmore, Palm Beach Post
“It’s just such a numb feeling. You sit here, you look for the little bright spots to hold on to but every day seems to bring a new low.” – Davey, Phin Phanatic
“Chris Chambers was the lucky one. I’d take a trade to Abu Ghraib at this point.” – Miami Dolphins star defensive end Jason Taylor
What can I say? What the hell can I say?” – Matty I, The Phinsider
“Can we exchange the Dolphins? We’ll take anybody. We’ll take the Bills, the Falcons, the Jets… no, not the Rams. But anybody else. Please. Bloody anybody. We send you Beckham and this is how you repay us?” – UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown