No, the Miami Dolphins have not stolen another player off their roster. No the Miami Dolphins have not stolen another coach off their staff, AND NO, Bill Parcells has not raped Jerry Jones for draft picks. It’s better than that, this is something all Cowboy fans will love!
The hot rumor is that Jessica “The Jinx” Simpson has secretly married quarterback Tony Romo. I realize that this is tabloid journalism, but hell who really cares. This is just plain funny. Not that the two of them got married, can you imagine being Tony Romo? The dude bagged Jessica Simpson! Not the smartest tool in the shed, but definitely one of the prettiest. Not bad for a screwdriver if you ask me.
What’s funny in all of this is that should the Cowboys continue their playoff ways, Jessica will be even more chastised by their fans. So much for the breakup rumored toward to the end of last season.
According to Azcentral.com JS’s mother is the one who may have leaked the private vows. “Jessica is already married to Tony. What are you talking about?” .
Jessica responded when asked for confirmation, “Well I guess if my mom said it, it must be true!”
I always wondered what it was like to write about complete garbage that very few people in the world would like to read about…it’s not very artistically fulfilling! I guess I will not be writing for the “real” tabloids anytime soon. In reality, I just wanted to beat Dan from the LandryHat to the punch!