Frank Coffey, my good friend over at Etruesports.com has a gem today. With all the news surrounding the smart…o.k. using that word wasn’t…dumb moves by one Brett Favre, Coffey got his hands on Brett’s cell phone.
Top Eleven Messages on Brett Favre’s Cell
11. This is Brad, call me back on a pay phone
10. You kidding? Minneapolis is much warmer
9. Go west on I-94 to Cedar, take a left and a quarter mile down there’s a diner …
8. Jesse Ventura is not the governor anymore and, no, you won’t have to shake his hand
7. Okay, okay, we’ll set the thermostat to 78
6. Wearing cheese on your head is illegal in Minnesota . Really
5. Tell Deena the schools are great
4. Brett, this is Coach McCarthy, please call me back
3. The Twin cities is really a misnomer, you won’t ever have to set foot in St. Paul
2. Just deny everything, they can’t prove nuthin’
1. You can run around as much as you want, we hate set plays!