You Might Be A Jets Fan…

Daylife.comEver wonder why what makes a NY Jets fan a fan?  I know, it’s hard to imagine but really there are Jets fans in this world and believe it or not they are not shortbus riders…that’s so not fair to those kids.  Here are the top 10 reasons to think you might be a Jets fan.

10:  If you enjoy being ridiculed, not taken seriously, were always picked last in kick ball, were then expected to bring water to the other 8 year olds playing kick ball…you might be a Jets fan.

9:  If you learned to spell listening to the NFL live coverage of the draft….You might be a Jets fan.

8:  If you call the NY Giants your older brother…you might be a Jets fan.

7:  If you have ever stood on a stadium walk and flashed your breasts…you might be a Jets fan.

6:  If you consider the New Jersey Meadowlands as part of NY…you might be a Jets fan.

5:  If you think that Joe Namath doesn’t have a drinking problem….you might be a Jets fan.

4:  If you have gotten this far and are not laughing…Your a Jets fan.

3:  If you stand in your window and watch the roofs of the other houses and swear that someone is spying on you…you might be a Jets fan.

2:  If you ever took a woman to the Hudson river to spend a romantic evening of moonlight and trash barges…you are probably a Jets fan.

And the Number 1 way to tell if your a Jets fan is…

NUMBER 1:  If you think the web site kissingsuzykolber.com is an Honorable dedication to the Super Bowl III NY Jets and Joe Namath…You are definitely a Jets fan.

 

Topics: Joe Namath, Miami Dolphins, NY Jets

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