Brady And Giselle To Split?

It seems that New England Patriot Tom Brady is leaving his second high profile woman…I still think Bridgette Moynahan is the hotter of the two and can you believe she named their kid Jet?  Classic!  So now it is Giselle‘s turn to feel the heart attack of love squashed by Brady.

The new girlfriend squeeze?  None other than Matt Light.  It was enough to make you feel sad and somewhat queezy to learn of the Jason Taylor trade, but apparently it was enough to drive the Tom Brady/Matt Light love affair into the public.

Patriots left tackle Matt “Light and I popped a cold beer when I saw that transaction,” Brady told reporters after Thursday morning’s practice. “We were the two most excited players in the NFL. … We were hugging each other. It was awesome.”

According to one report, they did not throw back a couple of beers, they tossed down a couple Karmi’s.  When reached outside of 209 in Boston, they continued talking of the Taylor trade, well, about each other actuallly.

“I didn’t realize that his man breasts were so firm.  When he squeezed me…well at least now I know why I’m not out there throwing right now”  Tom added.

Said Matt Light, “I never thought it would happen.  I enjoyed getting “beaten” by Jason Taylor, but he never called me after the games, now I get to be beaten, whipped, and horse tied by my good friend Tom.  I beat her!  Now when I play “I don’t like your girlfriend” Tom just laughs.”

I have not been able to confirm those sources, nor a report that two are considering marriage when they visit San Diego in October.  Although Tom was overheard saying “Ellen did it”.

If the real quote however makes you sick, it does me too.  And it is more reason for the two Miami Dolphins youngsters, Phillp Merling and Kendall Langford to have a big impact in two games this year.  I want to see nothing more than Tom Brady lying on his back….apparently, for different reasons, so does Matt Light.

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Tags: Bridgette Moynahan Giselle Bundchen Jason Taylor Kendal Langford Matt Light Miami Dolphins Phillip Merling Tom Brady

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