You Might Be A Patriots Fan....

With such success over our “you might be a Jets fan” test.  It has been requested that the Patriots and Bills have a test developed for fans as well.  So here are the top 10 things to look for to see if you are Patriot fans.

10: If you have hired state prisoners to plow your driveway…you might be a Patriot fan.

9:  If you tried to convince yourself that “Spygate” was political espionage….you might be a Patriot fan.

8:  If you buy gray hoodies as Christmas presents….you might be a Patriot fan.

7:  If you shave with only Gillete razors….you might be a Patriot fan.

6:  If you have shaken hands with Tom Brady and now think your pregnant, and your happy…your probably a Patriot fan.

6A:  If you hate Giselle Bundchen and Bridgette Moynahan…you might be a fremale Patriot fan

5:  If your idea of “Tailgating” surrounds who can make the best clam chowder…You might be Patriot fan.

4:  If you think that Lisa Olson is one of the Olsen twins…your probably a Patriot fan.

3:  If you thought that the movie “An Inconvenient Truth” was a documentary from Arlen Specter….you might be Patriot fan.

2:  If you bought a copy of the Boston Herald book 19-0 and are not trying to sell it on Ebay…you might be a Patriot fan.

And the number 1 sign that maybe, just maybe your a New England Patriot fan is…

1:  You are trying to bribe African children of their Patriot Championship Super Bowl T-shirts…your definately a New England Patriot fan.

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