With such success over our “you might be a Jets fan” test. It has been requested that the Patriots and Bills have a test developed for fans as well. So here are the top 10 things to look for to see if you are Patriot fans.
10: If you have hired state prisoners to plow your driveway…you might be a Patriot fan.
9: If you tried to convince yourself that “Spygate” was political espionage….you might be a Patriot fan.
8: If you buy gray hoodies as Christmas presents….you might be a Patriot fan.
7: If you shave with only Gillete razors….you might be a Patriot fan.
6: If you have shaken hands with Tom Brady and now think your pregnant, and your happy…your probably a Patriot fan.
6A: If you hate Giselle Bundchen and Bridgette Moynahan…you might be a fremale Patriot fan
5: If your idea of “Tailgating” surrounds who can make the best clam chowder…You might be Patriot fan.
4: If you think that Lisa Olson is one of the Olsen twins…your probably a Patriot fan.
3: If you thought that the movie “An Inconvenient Truth” was a documentary from Arlen Specter….you might be Patriot fan.
2: If you bought a copy of the Boston Herald book 19-0 and are not trying to sell it on Ebay…you might be a Patriot fan.
And the number 1 sign that maybe, just maybe your a New England Patriot fan is…
1: You are trying to bribe African children of their Patriot Championship Super Bowl T-shirts…your definately a New England Patriot fan.