You Are A Miami Dolphins Fan....

And yes, there is a reason that you are a Miami Dolphins fan.  If you can answer these questions honestly, you probably are.  The top 10 ways to know if your a Miami Dolphins fan are:

10:  You look at a series of losing seasons as “well, it finally happened”….you are probably a Dolphins fan.

9:  You do not think of winning as something that was long overdue but expected….you might be a Dolphins fan.

8:  You laugh everytime you see Joe Namath try and kiss Suzy Kolber…you could be a Dolphins fan.

7:  If you look at the cheerleaders of your favorite team and they are not in winter clothes…you could be a Dolphins fan.

6:  If you realize that winning is a history and not a new development…your probably a Dolphins fan.

5:  If you wear a T-shirt and sunglasses to football games and expect to get a tan…you might be a Dolphins fan.

4:  If Garo Yepremian makes your stomach hurt….your probably a Dolphins fan.

3:  If you know what the number 347 means…you are probably a Dolphins fan.

2:  If you argue that the Miami Dolphins fight song was actually not stolen from the “Houston Oilers” but actually the other way around…you are probably a Dolphins fan.

And the number 1 reason you may be a Dolphins fan is…

1: You sign your Emails “Perfectville…Population 1″

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