10: You look at a series of losing seasons as “well, it finally happened”….you are probably a Dolphins fan.
9: You do not think of winning as something that was long overdue but expected….you might be a Dolphins fan.
8: You laugh everytime you see Joe Namath try and kiss Suzy Kolber…you could be a Dolphins fan.
7: If you look at the cheerleaders of your favorite team and they are not in winter clothes…you could be a Dolphins fan.
6: If you realize that winning is a history and not a new development…your probably a Dolphins fan.
5: If you wear a T-shirt and sunglasses to football games and expect to get a tan…you might be a Dolphins fan.
4: If Garo Yepremian makes your stomach hurt….your probably a Dolphins fan.
3: If you know what the number 347 means…you are probably a Dolphins fan.
2: If you argue that the Miami Dolphins fight song was actually not stolen from the “Houston Oilers” but actually the other way around…you are probably a Dolphins fan.
And the number 1 reason you may be a Dolphins fan is…
1: You sign your Emails “Perfectville…Population 1″