DCProSportsReport: The Most Prestigious Power Rankings In The World…Week 1

Our friends over at the great DCProSportsReport.com do a weekly power rankings and they call it “The Most Prestigious Power Rankings In The World”.  And they take pride in that assumption.  Who am I to argue?

Here is their week 1 top 10.  You can read the rest of the list right here. I think you will be very surprised where Miami fits into this little “power trip”.

01. New Orleans Saints [1-0]: Hired Dave Matthews Band for the pregame show. Is this 2002 or something?

02. Green Bay Packers [1-0]: I’m worried about their pass-blocking and pass defense, but otherwise this may be the most complete team in the NFL.

03. New England Patriots [1-0]: Will need to score a lot of points to make the playoffs this year. Fortunately, they’ve got just the offense to do it.

04. Baltimore Ravens [1-0]: Ray Lewis’ post-football career to include starring in a remake of the “Shaft” movies.

05. Pittsburgh Steelers [1-0]: Ben Roethlisberger using 4-week suspension to finish his book on etiquette for 21st century gentlemen.

06. Houston Texans [1-0]: Vatican rules that Houston throwing for about 100 yards and still stomping the Colts is one of the 7 signs of the Apocalypse.

07. Tennessee Titans [1-0]: Chris Johnson won’t get to 2500 yards this season, but another 2000 yards is a definite possibility.

08. Indianapolis Colts [0-1]: First time since 2008 the Colts lost a regular season game they were trying to win.

09. New York Giants [1-0]: 4th quarter against Carolina saw the return of the Giants Super Bowl defense.

10. Minnesota Vikings [0-1]: Should have been able to score more than 9 points against a very average Saints defense.

Topics: Miami Dolphins, NFL Power Rankings

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