5 reasons for Dolphins fans to laugh at the Buffalo Bills

ORCHARD PARK, NY - DECEMBER 24: Head coach Rex Ryan of the Buffalo Bills walks offsides the field after losing to the Miami Dolphins at New Era Stadium on December 24, 2016 in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Rich Barnes/Getty Images)
ORCHARD PARK, NY - DECEMBER 24: Head coach Rex Ryan of the Buffalo Bills walks offsides the field after losing to the Miami Dolphins at New Era Stadium on December 24, 2016 in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Rich Barnes/Getty Images) /
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Yes the image above is of two NY Jets quarterbacks but when I searched Ghetty Images with the search term “Buffalo Bills”, this was one of the top 10 images to show up. Even Ghetty Images doesn’t respect them.

The Buffalo Bills, here is a ‘4’ again, are 60 games under .500 lifetime. They have exactly 400 wins, 460 losses, and eight ties. Impressive.

The Dolphins are 439-341-4. Don Shula coached eight games less than the Bills have wins. 390 regular season games. He won of course 257 which is only 143 different from the Bills win total.

Buffalo has only won 42  games of 102 to the Dolphins in regular season history.

The Dolphins know all about quarterbacks but the Bills are continuing their search. The Bills enter 2017 with four, there’s that number again, quarterbacks on the roster. Led by returning veteran Tyrod Taylor, the Bills QB group consists of rookie Nathan Peterman, T.J. Yates, and Cardale Jones. Of those four, none would be the starter for the Cleveland Browns.

What’s even more fun is that the Bills drafted Pro-Football Weekly Defensive Player of the Year Kiko Alonso in 2013. In 2015 they traded him to Philadelphia. Yes that same Kiko Alonso who plays for the Dolphins.

Correction: The Dolphins have won 59 games to Buffalo’s 42. They have tied once. A previous version credited the Bills with 49 wins.