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The Miami Dolphins are going to the mother loving playoffs!!

By Matt Serniak

Jan 8, 2023; Miami Gardens, Florida, USA; Miami Dolphins place kicker Jason Sanders (7) kicks a field goal against the New York Jets during the second quarter at Hard Rock Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Rich Storry-USA TODAY Sports
Jan 8, 2023; Miami Gardens, Florida, USA; Miami Dolphins place kicker Jason Sanders (7) kicks a field goal against the New York Jets during the second quarter at Hard Rock Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Rich Storry-USA TODAY Sports /
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First off, I hope everyone loves their mother. If you don’t, I hope you have good reasons for that.

Anyway, the Miami Dolphins, after losing 5 straight games, after looking like complete garbage, after having to start Skylar Thompson who did literally nothing out there today, the Miami Dolphins are going to be playing a playoff game.

The team they have to play is the team that helped make it possible, the Buffalo Bills. The Bills, who were playing with all types of emotion, hosted the Patriots and had a few incredible kick returns which led to a victory. Kudos to the Bills for coming out and playing very hard.

That Buffalo Bills team that helped the Miami Dolphins get to the playoffs is the team that the Miami Dolphins will be playing next weekend. Amazing how that stuff works am I right?

I know that some of you weirdos wanted the Dolphins to lose so that they can be exposed as the frauds many of us think they are. I’ll never understand why anyone would want the Miami Dolphins to lose if you’re actually a fan of the team. To prove some kind of point? Naw, that makes no sense to folks with a brain.

Now, who will be the Miami Dolphins quarterback next week? That will be the question all week. Personally and this comes with exactly zero inside sources, I think Tua will be playing. I think they will say he has passed all the tests and that he is ready to go and most folks in the media will not focus on it. That’s where I think things go. It could certainly be Sylar or Teddy out there. But at the moment, if I had to guess, I’m saying Tua is out there.

Let’s just be in a good mood for a few days and ride this fun time out. The Miami Dolphins have made the playoffs for the first time in 6 years. That’s cool. Even though we don’t think this team is going to actually win the title, it’s cool that they’re in the conversation for it. Never forget that only one team wins the whole thing. Today was a good day regardless of how inept the Dolphin’s offense was.

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